Why Lesbians Should Date Men in Their 60s
I know, there’s the genitalia aspect. You might not think that a woman who prefers having sex
with another woman would enjoy sleeping with a man, but—and this is speaking from my own
personal experience—sleeping with a man who is 30 years your senior has its benefits. First, it’s
not as messy. Men in their 60s can have a difficult time reaching orgasm, so most of the time you
won’t have any yucky post-sex cleanup to do. I mean, strap-ons don’t ejaculate, so what’s the
difference? Second, sex becomes more of a conversation than an act, which can replicate lesbian
sex dynamics. With older men, you have to talk about when the sex will occur so they can
medicate themselves appropriately. Thus, sex becomes an intentional act that welcomes the
concept of bodies communicating, and lesbians love their good communication. Third, men in
their 60s are usually a bit more feminine because old age calms down the raging testosterone, so
there isn’t some power dynamic going on about who is more butch than the other. Fourth, men in
their 60s know they aren’t going to catch some fine-looking 20-year-old, so you don’t have to
worry about them cheating on you. You are the sexiest catch they will ever get at this point in
their lives, so your confidence in the relationship will be boosted. Finally, old men look like
lesbians anyways. Seriously. There are entire websites devoted to this fact. No lie.
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