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Past Moot

We launched August 22nd, 2022. Below is all moot that has been published since then. All the cover images were generated by DALL·E, an AI Art Platform that generates images based on natural language processing.

Washing Your Hands After Peeing Does Not Make Sense

Written by Paul Peterson

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Threesomes Are Overrated

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies Are the Superior Cookies and You Only Hate Them Because You Fear Deception and Inconsistency

Written by Eileen Barrett

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We Should Be Eating Leftovers off Other Tables at Restaurants

Written by Will Ziebold

Risotto Isn't Worth It

Jimmy Chen

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Finish Him!

Written by Adia Robinson Butler

Viewers Should be Able to Sub in Any Character From an Actor’s Repertoire

Written by Grant Follett

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It’s Time to Abolish the Women’s T-shirt Fit

Written by Alyssa Moore

Skidmarks Are Not Normal

Written by Francesca Bucci

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QR Code Menus Will Be Our Downfall

Written by Brett Broderick

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QR Code Menus Will Be Our Downfall

Written by Brett Broderick

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Life’s too Short for Bad Karaoke

Written by Kevin Lutz

Why Lesbians Should Date Men in Their 60s

Written by Chelsey Clammer

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High School Math Should Just Be Timed Tests, Over and Over

Written by Andrew Martin

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Love is Blind, Not Deaf

Written by Court Crandall

I'm Sick Of People Playing Games At Parties

Written by Pamela Ross

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Men of Height

Written by Kate Polak

I Prefer the Middle Seat on Airplanes

Written by Miranda Metlaw

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The Movie is Always Better Than the Book Because Reading Takes Too Much Energy

Written by Eileen Barrett

Nobody Knows How to Say Goodbye

Written by Jeff Bender

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Dog Culture Has Gone Too Far

Written by Abbey Cahill

Nobody Knows How to Say Goodbye

Written by Jeff Bender

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If You Want to Cut in Line at the Airport, Tip Me

Written by Byron Landry

The US President Should be Selected by Random Ballot Every Third Election

Anonymous

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Speak Now Instead of Forever Holding Your Peace

Written by Nancy Franklin

You Should Only Be Allowed To Watch Porn Starring People Your Age

Written by Nihar Patel

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Why Bikers are Sadists that Need to be Stopped

Written by Lindsay Haber

No More Spoon-Shaming

Written by James Wolf

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I Do Not Appreciate You Saying “I Appreciate You”

Written by John Rauschenberg

White Claws Still Taste Good If You Are Over 30

Written by Jackie Quinn-Piper

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Men of Height

Written by Kate Polak

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